Docteur West > Hello, you are the top bounty hunter...what's your feeling about that ?
wheniaminspace > feels good man, to be at the top of that list
wheniaminspace > i worked hard for it
> i guess so
wheniaminspace > all the work paid off when i discovered a pirate's hidden stash of valuable RAM modules which he had cunningly hidden inside of tractor units
> Do you have time to spend for other things like drink/drug time ?
wheniaminspace > i'm actually straight edge so i don't drink or do any sort of drugs.
wheniaminspace > they dull the senses
wheniaminspace > and i need to be at my best
wheniaminspace > 24/7
> you never take rest ?
wheniaminspace > i do, but not very much, maybe 4 hours a day
> yes they make good implants now....
wheniaminspace > a 4/20 cycle gives me a lot more time to focus on my priorities
wheniaminspace > and chase down the pirates
> I guess you work in team...does it have a name ?
wheniaminspace > i work best alone
> a lonely ranger...
> Are you proud of what you do ?
wheniaminspace > yes, making sure that anybody with a bounty on their head knows they aren't safe is my job
> Do you know you have saved thousand of lives?
wheniaminspace > yeah i receive a lot of mails thanking my for my service
wheniaminspace > i'm up to 1488 mails now received from the day i started hunting criminals
> what a fan club !
> amazing !
wheniaminspace > i see it as my duty to secure the existence of our people and a future for our children
wheniaminspace > our people meaning anyone who lives lawfully
wheniaminspace > without causing trouble
> As a "star" will you still shine for a long time ?
wheniaminspace > i think it will be a while before anyone surpasses me on the bounty board
wheniaminspace > i have no plans to retire
> What do you think about Gaara's sniper ?
wheniaminspace > i think it's really crazy that somebody would put 100 bil on his head, he must have done something truly reprehensible
> he's a kind of butcher probably
wheniaminspace > it's obviously a lot harder than it used to be to collect bounties, now that it's based on a percentage of their ship value
wheniaminspace > he'd basically have to be flying a titan to take a significant chunk out of that bounty
> so you will never catch him ?
wheniaminspace > i may do, but unless i find his hidden treasure i won't make much of a dent in his bounty
wheniaminspace > people with high bounties tend to have hidden stockpiles
wheniaminspace > booty they have stashed away somewhere
wheniaminspace > often in the form of RAM or some other seemingly worthless item
wheniaminspace > it can be profitible if you are able to find these stockpiles, they are usually well hidden
> in wormhole or what ?
wheniaminspace > could be, or just a safe spot in hi-sec
wheniaminspace > if you track them, you will often see them returning to these stockpiles of RAM to buy or sell it
wheniaminspace > that's how i find them
> treasure...adventure time....hunt....you have a very exciting life
> Any last words for SCOOPS readers ?
wheniaminspace > if you think you're a big guy with a big bounty, watch you're backs because i'm coming for you and it will be extremely painful (for you)
wheniaminspace > :)
> thanks a lot...sir....do you have a nickname or just wheniaminspace ?
wheniaminspace > wheniaminspace is fine, some people call me 'the bane of bounty-heads' or just 'bane' for short
> Bye "Bane" and thanks for the job
wheniaminspace > bye, you too
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